So here we are. Nine days later. ;)
Thank you to every one who has left lovely comments and thank yous.
To celebrate the last day of the Spook-tacular Halloween Special Event, here are some (kid-friendly) jokes to enjoy while you wait for your downloads =o)
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Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What does a vampire never order at a restuarant?
A stake sandwich...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Why did the vampire go to the orthodontist?
To improve his bite...
Why do witches use brooms to fly on?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy...
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What is a vampire's favorite holiday?
Fangsgiving...
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?
"Do you believe in people?"
What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer...
Why do mummies have trouble keeping friends?
They're so wrapped up in themselves...
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
What does a vampire never order at a restuarant?
A stake sandwich...
What's a vampire's favorite fast food?
A guy with very high blood pressure...
Why did the Vampire subscribe to the Wall Street Journal?
He heard it had great circulation...
Thanks to "The Holiday Spot" for those beauties!
Now here is the final Halloween freebie, enjoy =)
I'm going to take some time off now ha ha, subscribe to my feed because I'm already planning my next freebie haha. So much for time off! ;)
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10 comments:
I'm so glad I found your site during your Halloween freebies. They're great!
And thanks for the jokes, too. :)
Aw, it was so nice of you to share all of these sets with us. They are all so very cute! I hate to see it end! Thank you SO much for sharing these scary fantastic freebies!!
Thank you so very much for your kindness and generosity in sharing each and every part of this great "spooktacular" kit!!...It's wonderful and I can't wait to play around with it...
:::hugs:::
Angela in NC
Thank you! Your blog post will be advertised on the DigiFree Digital Scrapbooking Freebie search engine today (look for timestamp: 29 Oct [LA 09:00pm, NY 11:00pm] - 30 Oct [UK 04:00am, OZ 03:00pm] ).
thanks so much for the so cute freebies!!!
TY so very much for the fial DL to this AWESOME kit!!!!!!!
Loved the jokes needed a good laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!
I loved your Spooktacular kit. I managed to get every part of it. Thanks so much.
Thanks for these awesome freebies !
Thanx a lot for the halloween freebs, they are great. Can't wait to use them
I never really thought I would need a splattered blood element but I have used it a couple times. Thanks
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